Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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