In the future we'll all be gay
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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