she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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