Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
her vagine was all disorganized.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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