Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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