Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
only if we run a train.
done.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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