i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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