Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You are a genius and a whore.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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