Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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