After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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