thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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