Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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