You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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