Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
false alarm, still single
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