dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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