Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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