we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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