how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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