So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My dick has a subreddit
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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