But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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