so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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