ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's get the cat blown out
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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