Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
So. Much. Porn.
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