sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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