Having a random hookup so left but love u
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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