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(937): View more from Ohio

they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend

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(720): View more from Colorado

i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.

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(360): View more from Washington

thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking

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(303): View more from Colorado

So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.

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(406): View more from Montana

don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room

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(479): View more from Arkansas

You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.

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(480): View more from Arizona

He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.

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(661): View more from California

Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.

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