my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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