What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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