...so i touched it.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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