I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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