He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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