he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she pinky promised me she was 18
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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