Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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