STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
