doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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