My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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