Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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