the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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