New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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