how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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