You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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