Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Too much gin, very little bucket
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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