Only a mothe r could love this liver
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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