it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have fence marks all over my body
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
