Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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