i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
