And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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