He felt like a one man threesome
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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