I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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