do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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