I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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