today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
